Wedding Speech for a Maid of Honor or Best Woman :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding reference for a Maid of Honor or Best Woman onwards I start I would like to say that Madonna you mien absolutely stunning, Erik, well you just look stunned.For those of you know dont know me my name is Rhonda and for those of you who do, Ill have the usual, just put the store next to my purse.When Madonna first asked me to be her bridesmaid I matte up delighted but as the big day approached I was cognizant that I would be doing a speech and a toast. Being the incertain and retiring type I was trying to think of ways of acquiring out of it, but have any of you tried saying no to Madonna.Then I thought what could I talk about, like altogether self respecting 30 roughlything year old, I did research and came up with some sayings that I would like to share with you, NowSome say that married couple begins when you sink into his arms and ends up with your arms in his sink.Others would say that when a man holds a womans hand before marriage, its love, subsequently marriage it is self-defence.AndThey say that before marriage a man pass on lay awake thinking about something you said, after marriage hell fall asleep before you have finished saying it.Now, Im sure that at that place are some of you out there that can relate to that.Before I finish, I would like to conjure my own advice for a happy and successful marriage, now just because Im not married or never have been it doesnt mean to say I am now not an apt on it.Erik,Whenever youre wrong, admit it, whenever you right, shut up.The best way to find an anniversary is to forget it just once.Set the ground rules first and thusly do everything Madonna says.Road maps are a good thing. neer forget the two most important saying, youre right penny-pinching and okay buy it.Never be afraid that Madonna pass on leave you, she has spent years training you and she wont conduce that up lightly.